The Future of Cell Phones

So as I realize that officially Cell Phones have been determined to be a cause for cancer. Does this mean we will see advertisements just like Cigarettes?  From companies that want Cell Phones banned.. Will they say its illegal for AT&T and the other phone companies to run commercials advertising the phones?  Just like Alcohol and Cigarettes? 


Will you give up your Cell Phone, knowing that you may get brain cancer or some other sort of cancer from it at some point in your life? 

Lots of questions come to mind, and I'm sure in the years to come they will be answered..  Even the fact that I feel Apple will release the knew iphone 10g now with Cancer Blocking inhibitors.. Or iphone 10g, Now Cancer Free.. 

But will lobbyists try to push this down on the list of concerns to cover up the financial mega-house that the cell phone industry has become.  And what about cordless telephones?  They emit RF / Wireless frequencies, are they cancerous?  Wireless Network Adapters in computers?  Has anyone even attempted to validate these technologies?

I ultimately think that there will be a push to develop wireless technologies that use less cancer risk based technologies. If WIFI seems to be the answer, then you'll see phone companies quickly implementing free WIFI networks all over the US to run there cell devices on these networks rather than the latest 4G / 5G / 100G networks.  I can't imagine everyone will turn a blind eye to this, but it will ultimately take a few years before even the fact will get around to everyone.  I know that it seemed no one in my classes I taught today were even aware or concerned about the cancer risks of cell phone usage..

And will this deter me from using my iCancer 4?  Probably not, I'll still jump on iTunes Cancer Edition and download my latest Cancer Causing Apps.  And yes, surf this all on the comfort of my AT&T provided 3G Cancer Carrier service.. 

So Ultimately I guess its going to be how strongly the consumer population will react, and I'm sure we'll here of some people running around tossing paint on Cell Phone usage saying Phones are Murder or something out of the left field like that.  But all in all, I'm sure we all will keep on using these Cancer Sticks until something new and healthier comes along..  Did I just say healthier with Cell Phones in mind?? I guess I did..  Who'd have thought..  Sitting to close to the TV burned out our sight, and having a phone too close to our head gave us cancer.